yeah, well, good for you.

what if one day

there is like a lightening storm or an evil witch’s curse

and all the animals in the bell museum dioramas come alive

what then

just got tickets to the giver youth opera at mn opera center

crying

dreams coming true

shit twin cities people say

Do you have any lotion?
This is where they invented the Jucy Lucy.
Seriously, air conditioning?  Seriously?
Wait, is there a snow emergency?
So I think we can park on the odd…no, the even…no…
It’s gotta be peak color right now
It’s called a turn signal!
Do you have Surly on tap?
Let’s go there, I think they have Surly on tap.
Come here once.
Duck duck grey duck.
Do you want to come with?
I don’t care, it’ll always be Dayton’s to me.
I haven’t shaved my legs in 3 weeks.
Where did you get those boots?
They only sell this cheese at Surdyk’s.
Fucking bikers!
I don’t go to St. Paul
I got these at the Farmer’s Market
I was an extra in The Mighty Ducks
You guys, we should totally do the Peddle Pub
It’s called a zipper merge!
Yeah, but what’s the windchill?
Sven said to bundle up
I so do not have an accent
Gimme that bug spray once

i take offense at “I don’t go to st. paul”

whatever, we don’t want you.

but i say “turn signals!!!!!” every fucking day

courtesy of metromag