March 2012
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February 2012
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i hope my office building is encased in ice
and we can’t go to work tomorrow
snow ice day
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late night baking:
mini corn dog muffins
a totally made up almond joy cake
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about to hug sleepy bf on the couch
bf, unexpectedly:
GIRL YOUR BOOTY IS SO ROUND
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“chocolate cake bacon-stuffed cheesecake cookies”
– my bf’s suggestion when i was deciding what to bake tonight
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drunk tumblringgg
two drinks at moscow on the hill
will do it
ps i love borscht
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i've even barfed up my thin mints
oh god
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forgot my soap at home
at my bf’s, my options were:
a) white rain
b) aqua reef
i think my bf uses gatorade as shower gel
edit: “aqua reef” was also noted to be “red zone”. what??
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positively frothing with rage regarding santorum winning minnesota
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“more like ‘brown eye of the tiger’”
– my bf, when i told him i was listening to a mashup of rupaul’s “champion” and “eye of the tiger”
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shit twin cities people say
Do you have any lotion? This is where they invented the Jucy Lucy. Seriously, air conditioning? Seriously? Wait, is there a snow emergency? So I think we can park on the odd…no, the even…no… It’s gotta be peak color right now It’s called a turn signal! Do you have Surly on tap? Let’s go there, I think they have Surly on tap. Come here once. Duck duck grey duck. Do you want to come with? I don’t...
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let me tell you everything i know about the...
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“mustard?
more like grosstard.”
– my bf
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January 2012
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now excuse me while i drink whiskey
and liveblog my baking
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