"are you even a nice person?"
(underneath) “heck no.”
i just purchased my first pair of sweatpants last weekened and now they will only come off when you pry them off of my cold dead corpse
my sister just sent me pics of my dad in the 70s
standing naked in a waterfall
surrounded by naked women feeding him grapes
going on a double date with a couple who have the same names as us
sitcom coming soon