this takes some explaining
this is a picture of two monkeys in the philippines presumably nicknamed pete and judy
taken by a sailor who served on the uss dennis with my grandfather during ww2
but the important part is they were named pete and judy
which means my propensity for naming paired animals pete & judy is possibly hereditary
(for snowmakesmewet & wordswereneversouseful)
drunken banana french toast from hazel’s in northeast
(Source: essentialsublimeabsurd, via goshdarn-ruffian)
psa to grand ave. drivers:
watch for pedestrians yo
in addition to the girl i saw get hit and killed last year
the car in front of my just now almost ran down some guy at a crosswalk
he had to leap to get out of the way
but then he took off after the car and started punching the passenger side window out
so watch out!
pedestrians fight back
i have been listening to this all week
have i ever told you about how my office is literally a mixture of the 12th floor from 30 rock and the 4th floor from parks and rec
and let me tell you real life ethel beavers is not as endearing as she seems
and yes people freak out and break things
and yes its dark and the lights flicker
and yes it’s both cold and humid
french onion soup at cafe levain
mhmm
so i have like 6 black v-neck t-shirts because i am a cartoon character and i dress exactly the same every day
except one of the 5 black v-neck t-shirts is the best black v-neck t-shirt
and when i try to sort through my huge pile of black laundry to find the right black v-neck t-shirt and i cannot find it, it stresses me out
i downloaded instagram for the first time and took a picture of my face and now instagram isn’t working and long story short i think my face broke instagram
my grandma lives nearby the world’s largest ball of twine in darwin
why have i not been there
(Source: artwolf, via fuckyeaminnesota)
just booked a lake canoe at the mendenhall glacier
(Source: esteldin)
have you seen the weird wooden owl shelf i have in my cubicle
well here it is
a nice lunch in mears park
